■The world's worst-tempered decoupling cafe, Maeko Maeta

A man has gone into a cafe with a badly-dressed female clerk. If you ask for water, you will be beaten with your tongue and pissed. The food you ordered was eaten in a messy skewer, and if you spilled it, you would finish the binta. The dirty shoes are licked and even cleaned. It smells good, and it also absorbs foot odor and man odor, which is treated as a deodorant. If you make the clerk angry, he will even eat gero and poop! If I leave it, I will be charged 20 times as much as I can't go home until I finish my meal!?